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No, don’t leave.. we have cake?

Er, hi!

.. you’re looking for what now? No, er, no. No, we don’t have that.

This is of course entirely my fault, but surprising nonetheless – turns out I’m now fifth on Google for the aforementioned search term (you probably don’t want to visit the four NSFW sites above me). And now by posting this I suppose I’m going to exacerbate the problem. Meh. Under these circumstances a 100% bounce rate might actually count as a good thing?

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