Courtesy of Wonkette, please enjoy the “World’s Dumbest Website”: Hillary Clinton Supporters For John McCain (dot com). Even ignoring the terrible URL (hcsfjm to you too) and the web design, which is held back from Internet ’96 status only by the lack of a little picture of a stick man digging, it’s horrible. And stupid. Really, really, really stupid, in fact. Check the comments.
First, the SCREAMING CAPITALS
I’M JUST CONFUSED HOW THE HELL THESE WHITEYS ARE VOTING FOR THIS ANTI AMERICAN HUSSAIN OSAMA ON THE TOP OF THAT WHO HAS NO RESUME WHAT SO EVER TO BECOME THE PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES, THE ONLY THING HE HAS IS SCRIPTED SPEECH AND THE SCARY ANTI AMERICAN CORRUPTED FRIENDS . I WOULD NEVER VOTE FOR THIS TERRORIST NO MATTER WHO IS IN THE TICKET, I’M VOTING FOR JOHN MCCAIN WE CAN TRUST HIM WITH OUR EYES CLOSED NO MATTER WHO IS HIS FRIENDS ARE NOT HUSSAIN OSAMA AND HIS WIFE
and the CPTLIZD TXT SPK FROM D KIDZ:
HILLARY WUZ CHEATED Y DINT THEY COUNT TEH VOTEZ FROM MI AND FL THAT IS NOT OK 2 DISSENFRANCHIZE VOTERZ LIKE THAT OBAMA IS A MUSLIM DUSNT THAT SCARE NEONE A MUSLM AND PROBLY HAZ TIES 2 TERRORUISTS IN TEH MIDDLE EAST. HIS MIDDLE NAME IS HUSSEIN LIKE SADDAM PPL! HILLARY 4EVER I HOPE SHE RUNS AS AN IND BUT IF NOT I AM VOTING 4 MCCAN.
To be fair, even the hcsfjm editor complained about the legibility of that guy. But then there’s the DRUGS!
I’m a small town pizza maker here in Weed, CA.
I’ve dropped out of the campaign for Hillary with pizza in hand, despondent over the loss of our party to the extreemists of obama.
beside,s he did DRUGS!
We don’t need him in the whitehouse, it will be like that mayor from DC Maryan Berry.
Love the idea of “dropping out with pizza in hand”, though. Some have done exhaustive research:
I can’t stand Obama. If anyone cared to look up his full name on his website, his middle name is Hussein. Who the hell wants a Hussein in as our president. This just goes to prove that our electoral system is so far rigged, it’s not funny.
Others have resorted to theology:
I have always said Obama was probably the anti-christ so everyone needs to BE WARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, I’m ware. What next? Political theory:
Obama equals socialism pushing Karl Marx agenda – take from those who can and give to those in need
Giving to people in need? Heresy. This guy invokes the name of Louis, er, Ferrykahn:
I called a local radio program here called “take a stand” 570 in asheville nc. I called to say why I wasnt voting for Obama. I prefaced by saying that I voted for clinton, gore and kerry, but would not vote for obama because he was a marxist and hung out with ferrykahn.
And then possibly the only time you’ll ever read the sentence:
WHERE IS RALPH NADER WHEN WE NEED HIM???
It’s mindboggling. Also check out this video, much beloved of the hcsfjm crowd, which includes the damning indictment “With America at war with Islamic terrorism, can we elect a man with not one, not two, but three Islamic names?”. At least it doesn’t add LIKE SADDAM PPL, I suppose.